Friday, April 21, 2023

Walter and the Biffy

 Walter and the Biffy

as told by Kenneth Paul


One of the funniest stories I ever heard Dad tell about himself was the time he was working nights, and on a very cold--subzero--night he had to use the biffy.  Because it was a short distance from the shack, he didn't take a lantern or flashlight, thinking he had been there often enough to know how to do his business in the dark.  Once inside the buffy he struck a match to see if the seat was clean (always a wise thing to do where men go) and then threw it down the hole. He dropped his pants and sat down. In a short moment he began to feel heat which quickly became a lot of heat and he sprung from his sitting position to look down the hole.  The match had ignited a large supply of toilet paper and the fire was beginning to spread toward the wooden structure supporting the biffy.

Not taking time to pull up his pants completely, he barged out the door and ran into his office to get the soda fire extinguisher hanging on the wall by the door.  With the extinguisher in hand, he bolted back outside and rushed to the biffy.  By then the fire had become a larger fire, more threatening to the little house, and fumbling in his  haste for the extinguisher hose, he accidentally let go his pants which fell about his legs, hobbling him. Realizing there was no need for modesty in his circumstance, he was able to gain control of the hose and when he inverted the extinguisher to operate it, as one had to do, the force of the extinguisher fluid against the hose surprised him, and because he had not firmly grasped the hose, it escaped from his hand and, wildly whipping back and forth in the air, sprayed the extinguisher's contents helter-skelter into the biffy. Finally he became master of the conflagration and used the remaining fluid to put out the fire, which left him in the cold and the dark with his pants around his knees.

He had a true sense of humor for he delighted in telling this story about himself.

UNCLE ARTHUR'S GLASS HARMONICA

 UNCLE  ARTHUR'S  GLASS HARMONICA

By Ken Paul

When I was a wee lad my family and possibly others, too, were visiting Uncle Arthur and Aunt Lillian's family in Big Falls, but the occasion might have been at another relative's home. I was quite small to remember many details. Maybe my older sisters Bernice and Alice can elucidate on what really happened contrary to my account of Uncle Arthur's wonderful creation.

Uncle Arthur had read about Benjamin Franklin's glass harmonica and might also have seen an illustration of it.  The idea of using goblets of different sizes to make a musical scale  on which he could play tunes caught his fancy and he made himself one.  However, he did not try to copy Franklin who put goblets, sans stems, on a long spindle that he could rotate, but used the idea of setting the goblets in a row or two similar to the glass harmonicas Franklin had heard in Paris when he was the American envoy to the royal court during the American Revolution.

I don't know where Uncle Arthur got his water goblets, but he made a long wooden box in which he set about a dozen of them in a row.. I don't believe they varied in sizes to effect a different pitch for each goblet, but he filled each one to a water level that would cause it to have its own pitch and arranged them to create a musical scale  of about an octave.

Then, he would lightly and deftly rub the rims to produce the tones for a simple tune.

When I was in junior high school I attempted to emulate what he had done by using some of my mother's goblets, which did not please her, but failed to produce any musical tones at all. 

I thought Uncle Arthur was a pretty smart man for what he had done. 

TUCK

 TUCK

by Walter E. Paul

When we first met outside the railroad yard office door one morning, I sensed something unusual about him. He was a large dog, obviously a mongrel. His shaggy black and white coat of wavy fur was soiled with smoke and cinders. His bushy tail swung slowly from side to side. His eyes met mine in a frank, steady gaze. When I spoke to him a long dripping tongue lolled out between flabby lips, his head cocked to one side, his drooping ears lifted slightly and his tail swung a bit faster, but he took no liberties. There was no exuberant leaping up on me, no slavish fawning at my feet, just the leisurely swinging of his tail and that steady eye to eye gaze of friendly overture.

I unlocked the office door and entered. He followed sedately. I removed my hat and coat, hung them on a nail and seated myself at my desk. He immediately walked under the desk and lay down, a shoulder pressing gently against my foot. That was all. When I spoke to him his tail thumped the bare wooden floor once or twice and pressure against my foot increased momentarily.

Soon Al, watchman at the power house on the other side of the tracks entered.

“Al, whose dog is this under my desk?” I asked.

Al stooped and looked under. “Oh that mutt? He’s mine. You want him?”

Now our family has had poor luck with pets. Some Imp of Satan seems bent on bringing them to an untimely and often violent end. Our first dog was too wild to tame and ran and barked all day every day until we finally in disgust removed his collar and chain and let him go, where to we never knew and cared little. Our pet turtle went on a sulk until we placed him on the lakeshore and watched him plunge in and scramble frantically to deep water, apparently happy to be shut of us. We had two defunct cats planted under our raspberry bushes. Another cat just disappeared. And so it went. Kenneth, our 16 year old son had from time to time thrown out broad hints about wanting a dog, setting forth arguments calculated to break down parental opposition.

When Al went out the door he called back, “Come on Sport.” The dog at my feet obediently rose, slowly and listlessly followed Al back to the power house. An hour later I crossed the tracks to the power house. The dog was lying on the cement floor under the boiler. Al, seated nearby, was eating his lunch.

“Al,” I said, “did you mean what you said about that dog?"

“Sure,” he replied, “I don’t care for him.”

“How old is he? “Oh, five, six years. Take him if you want him.”

“I’ll let you know shortly,” I said.

Calling Ken on the phone I asked, “Ken, do you want a dog?”

“Sure thing,” he replied, “have you got one?”

“One you can have if you want,” I said, “shake a leg and get over here on your bike.”

“Be right over Dad.”

Soon Ken arrived. “There he is” I said pointing under the boiler, “but don’t take him unless you really like him.”

Ken kneeled on the floor beside the dog and talked quietly to him a bit, running his fingers through the thick wavy fur, patting the large well shaped head, and rumpling the long ears. As the boy and dog studied each other I witnessed a bond of friendship welding between them in a flame of mutual understanding.

Presently I asked, “Well, how about it, do you want him?”

“He’ll be all right after he’s had a bath,” Ken replied.

After a little more petting and quiet talk Ken rose saying “Come on boy.” and started for his bike the dog following without a moments hesitation or backward glance toward his former master. Ken mounted his bike and rode slowly out of the yard, the dog close behind.

Six hours later, my day’s work done, I reached home to find the family in a state of mixed but well suppressed emotions. Ken and the dog sat side by side on the back steps evidently in mutual contemplation of some grave problem. Mom was at her sewing machine. Noting her lack of greeting and the speed at which her foot was driving the machine, I refrained from speech other than a polite and timid “Hello.” Alice and Fran were in their room keeping a newly acquired kitten away from possible violence by the new dog.

“Mom,” I ventured later as she commenced peeling spuds for dinner, “what do you think of the dog?”

“You know very well what I think,” she replied, her eyes snapping. “I would like to have a dog for Ken’s sake but how in the world can we feed it and keep it out of trouble with the neighbors? Tell me that!”

My slow wit having no plausible reply handy, I discreetly changed the subject.

 At the dinner table that evening everybody including Mom cast surreptious glances at the dog sitting nearby, but all refrained from inquiring into his future. Ken finished his meal, excused himself and retired to the front room. The girls went to their room. Mom and I dallied at the table avoiding each others glances. The dog sat quietly on the floor between us.

Ken, unable to bear the suspense longer finally blurted out.

“Well, Dad, how about it, do we keep the dog or not?”

“Ken,” I replied, “that depends on your ma. She is the one who will have to feed him.”

Immediately the dog looked at Mom and commenced to pant, his long red tongue lolling out dripped copiously on the linoleum. His tail began slowly sweeping the floor from side to side.

“I don’t see how we can do it,” Mom said, “here in town is no place to keep a dog, and it will cost a lot to feed him.”

As the dog continued looking her straight in the eye, pant and wag his tail, I noted a faint smile spreading slowly over her face. Tears sparkled in her eyes as she returned his gaze then added,- “He does seem like an awfully nice dog.”

“It’s all right Ken,” I spoke up, “you may keep the dog. Your Ma is trying hard not to smile. That means she will fight like a bobcat before parting with him.”

Immediately the dog got up, walked slowly to Ken, flopped down by his feet, crossed his paws, rested his chin on them and went to sleep.

“What shall we do with the kitten?” wailed Alice, “that big brute will kill it.”

“And we will have to give them both names,” chimed in Fran.

 Alice’s problem was soon solved. Taking both dog and kitten into the back yard we placed the kitten in the grass where it cowered in spitting fright as the dog, licking his chops, made short impulsive jumps toward it, dodging just in time to save a slash on the nose by a swing of the kitten’s paw. Ken held the dog firmly by the collar telling him firmly, “No, no, boy, be careful.” The dog then sat and watched the kitten, making playful passes at it with a paw much to the kitten’s disgust.

 When Fran renewed her queries about names for the pair some one suggested “Nip” for the cat, and “Tuck” for the dog. So it stuck for the rest of their lives,- “Nip” and “Tuck.”

Tuck’s friendship for Nip progressed much faster than Nip’s for Tuck. For several days Nip met all friendly overtures with an arched back and an angry hiss. If that was not enough a savage swing to Tuck’s nose would stop him. In time however Nip became more tolerant and began showing signs of friendship, occasionally rushing in to take a roguish bite in some vulnerable spot then spring back nimbly away from the playful  snap of Tuck’s jaws  to duck under some convenient shelter. Finally Nip lost his fear completely and would deliberately jump on Tuck’s back, or grab his leg and allow Tuck to roll him on the floor chewing him playfully with much growling and snapping of slobbery jaws. Once when Tuck was nagging Nip to play, Nip sat in stolid indifference making no response. In desperation Tuck sneaked up quietly from behind, put a paw on Nip’s tail close to his body so he could not get up, then with the other paw cuffed his head from side to side appearing to smile with pleasure at the cat’s loud yowls of protest.

We never learned Tuck’s age. He certainly must have been well along in his dog’s life when we got him as he never cared to play by himself, chew a stick or dig in the dirt like a young dog, although he dearly loved to romp with some member of the family and to have us rough him around, gently box his ears, or grab him by the throat pretending to strangle him. He loved going for hikes, or just to sit and watch passing traffic in front of our house.

After he had been with us a few weeks he commenced watching for my return from work each day. If I sat down without first playing with him he would come, put a paw on my knee and look expectantly into my face. If I ignored him he would take my hand in his jaws and gently squeeze it, or bite my shoe, or annoy me in other ways until I got up and took him for a short hike, or rough housed with him a bit. One day I sat down in my easy chair, picked up a paper and started to read.  Tuck came and sat at my feet panting furiously. Ignoring him I opened the paper and started to read, then bang! Down came one of his paws crushing the paper into my lap. I scolded him mildly, smoothed out the paper and continued to read. He then reached over and took hold of the surplus roll of flesh just above my belt squeezed gently and held on until I put the paper down saying, “All right Tuck, let’s go for a hike.” He promptly released me and went into a frenzy of joy.

Tuck was a peaceable dog. He never started a fight unless other dogs trespassed on his home grounds. There seemed to be something about him that other town dogs did not like. For weeks he had to battle furiously with every dog he met. They all picked on him. I witnessed several of these battles. They were savage while they lasted, the agressor always leaving the battle ground with his tail between his legs and crying his misery to high heaven while Tuck continued about his business with canine cusswords rumbling deep in his throat.

Something happened to him one day. He came home with one foot cut and bleeding and a bruise on one side of his head. He nursed his foot with generous applications of saliva, but the bruise on his head swelled, growing larger day by day until it was the size of a walnut nearly closing one eye. He lost appetite and walked slowly about the house sleeping much of the time. One day I came home from work to find him stretched on the sitting room floor. As I entered and spoke to him, the good eye opened and his tail lifted a little off the floor and fell, just once. Soon Ken came in, knelt beside Tuck and spoke quietly to him but got very little response.

“Ken,” I said, “it looks like Tuck is going to leave us.”

“Yes Dad,” he replied soberly, “I guess so.”

After a bit with Ken’s coaxing Tuck got to his feet and staggered to the kitchen, took a drink of water then walked slowly out the back door. Soon Ken called to me,- “Dad! Dad! look out the window see what Tuck is doing.” On a vacant lot across the street was Tuck down on his knees vigorously rubbing the swollen side of his head on the grass. On examination we found the swelling had opened and was discharging freely. He continued rubbing his head on the grass at intervals as his strength would permit until suppertime when he ate his first hearty meal in a week. His recovery was rapid. Tending his injured head entirely himself the swelling rapidly disappeared and soon he was picking friendly scraps with Nip again.

Occasionally a train going through town would have a locomotive with a peculiar sounding whistle that had a strange effect on Tuck. The sound may have hurt his ears, or it might have stirred in his brain some faint echo of a forgotten past. Whenever he heard it, day or night, he would lift his muzzle toward the sky and give out a long mournful wail audible for blocks.

One summer Sunday Tuck sneaked down the alley and met us at church where he stationed himself just outside the open door awaiting our exit. While the congregation was solemnly bowed in hushed and worshipful mood listening to the Reverend in prayer, a train passing through town gave forth a weird blast of its whistle. Instantly Tuck lifted up his voice in a long winded howl of protest while muffled chuckles of illy subdued mirth rippled through the sanctuary.

With advancing age Tuck’s eyesight and hearing began to fail, causing him no end of trouble in keeping track of his friends when down town or on hikes. Often he would terrify strangers who thought they were being attacked, when he ran up to identify them by smell, loudly sniffing as he ran his nose over their outer clothing. He would then rush on to the next person he could dimly see until he found the one he wanted. Reluctantly we gave him to friends living in a smaller town where he lived out his allotted span in peace and quiet.

When we finally heard of his passing we just wondered a little bit if in some kind of a canine after world he might still be enjoying hikes, rolling on the grass, or perhaps, just for the fun of it, roughing up some co-operative cat with a provocative tail to pull and nice soft fur to bite into.

Stories of Walter E. Paul

 Stories of Walter E. Paul

Retold by Kenneth E. Paul


The Cow’s Revenge

One time an M & I freight train was highballing along on a very hot July day when it rounded a curve and came upon a cow standing squarely on the track. The engineer had no time to stop the locomotive and it hit the cow broadside, splitting it open and throwing some of its remains up into the air high enough to smear the hot side of the engine and fly through the open cab windows, where they hit the engineer and brakeman in their faces.


The Dynamiter

In Big Falls in the winter of 1907 a graybeard would sometimes wander into the depot men’s waiting room when it was filled with strangers: lumberjacks, salesmen, surveyors, carpenters, and the like waiting for a train to come in. 

The old fellow would choose a seat where most folks could see him, reach into one of his mackinaw pockets, take out a stick of dynamite and after nonchalantly laying it aside, would casually take a knife from another pocket and test its edge with his thumb. Picking up the dynamite he would carefully cut off about an inch from an end. After returning the remainder of the dynamite and his knife to their respective places in his coat, he would pick up the cut off piece and saunter over to the round bellied stove in the center of the room. 

By then all eyes would be upon him. 

Using the poker lying at the foot of the stove, he would unlatch the hot door and swing it wide open, gaze thoughtfully at the little inferno inside for a moment, then toss in the nubbin of dynamite and shut the door almost as an afterthought.

Always his audience reacted properly with gasps, shouts, cussing, and sometimes scrambled flight toward the outside door.

Suddenly a POOF! would send smoke and soot emanating from the numerous bolt holes, gaps, and cracks in the stove’s armor. That would be all. Even some who had witnessed his act on a previous occasion might react in surprise and fear before they caught themselves and had sport with the new victims.

Then the old gray bearded fellow would solemnly depart, possibly for his favorite saloon uptown to enjoy a foaming beer and a hearty chuckle. 


The Shooters

Father always kept his loaded shotgun on pegs over the outside door in the kitchen. One day while he was away, when I was old enough to be permitted to use the gun, I took it down, and with powder and shot I went out to find a suitable target. 

Spying a stump in the proper range, I took aim at it, pulled the trigger, felt the gun recoil and was pleased to see chips and hunks of bark flying off. Thrilled by the explosion, the kick of the gun against my shoulder, and the pungent smell of the burnt powder, I hurriedly set to reloading the gun. Not yet an expert in measuring my powder, I poured too much down the barrel. However, unconcerned about the powder in my excitement from anticipating the shooting, I rammed home a wad and then some shot and another wad.                  

I addressed the stump again and raised the gun to take aim. Then reason took control over my excitement and I began to consider the consequences of pulling the trigger with such a potent charge of powder in the barrel. I paused briefly, lowered the muzzle and escaped back into the cabin to replace the gun on its pegs.

When Father returned I dared say nothing about the shotgun.

Several nights later before bedtime an owl lit in a large tree near the cabin, and began hooting its call to a distant owl. After a while Father rose from his rocking chair  and declared he thought he’d go out and get that owl. He took down the shotgun and trod resolutely out into the night.

I was too frightened to call out and warn him that the gun was over loaded and shouldn’t be shot. I had little time to decide upon any action, for there  was a  tremendous roar and I saw through a window a long sheet of flame  reach into the darkness where the owl tree stood.

Soon Father came back into the cabin, reset the gun on its pegs, and without a word sat down in his chair. After a quiet moment he turned to me and sternly said, “Walter, what did you put into that gun?”

School Days

 School Days

by Walter E. Paul


    My schooling, such as it was, commenced in 1894 when my folks were renters on the Andrew Anderson farm two and a half miles south of Barnum, Minn.   

     My sisters Grace and Clara and brother Andrew had attended school back in New York State but here in our new Minnesota home there was no school within walking distance of short childish legs. Something had to be done to take its place. After a family discussion of the matter Father and Mother appointed Grace to be our teacher, she being the eldest of us children.

     Upstairs in a spare room of this Anderson house we had found a hodge podge of cast off school books no two of them alike, readers, spellers, arithmetics  including a “mental arithmetic,” and a ragged geography, These with the few old school books our parents had brought west were the only ones we had. The room was furnished with an old slope top desk, a few discarded chairs and a makeshift blackboard.

     I started with a little red covered Swinton’s First reader. Each day Grace coached me on its simple words and how they were grouped together to form little sentences. A much battered arithmetic and a torn speller were later added to my curriculum.

     On the first day I thought our little school was somewhat of a joke and began to act up accordingly until Grace set me right by jerking me out of my seat by my shirt collar and promising to report my misconduct to Father and Mother if I didn’t stop my monkey shines and concentrate on my book. Her timely action I afterward realized was one of the best lessons I learned. Owing to my tender years I was required to attend our little school in the forenoons only, leaving the afternoons to spend as I saw fit.

     In the early winter of 1895 we moved to an abandoned lumber camp cabin five miles east of Barnum where we lived the remainder of the winter. This was wild country and game was often seen. The cabin stood on the edge of a tamarack swamp where snow-shoe rabbits wore cris-crossing trails through the deep snow. On the other side of the cabin heavy spruce, balsam and birch timber sheltered partridges and an occasional deer. When we needed meat and no venison was on hand brother Arthur on a sunny day would take the .44 Winchester and walk slowly along a tote road through the tamarack swamp. Catching unwary rabbits off guard as they dozed on snow hummocks in the bright sunshine he would surprise them by shooting their heads off. Returning with all the rabbits he cared to lug he would dress them, give Mother one to cook for our next meal and pack the others in a box full of snow to put away in a corner of the log barn for future use.

      With the first warm days of Spring we moved our few belongings into a new but very rough log cabin Father and Arthur had built two miles further east on wild land recently purchased from the St Paul and Duluth Railway for five dollars per acre.

     In the new cabin our tutelage continued under Mother and Grace until a year later when Grace left home to teach in a district near Barnum. This left Mother to continue teaching us as best she could along with the burden of keeping house and caring for her family in somewhat primitive conditions. I don’t remember that father took any hand in our schooling other than an occasional encouraging remark or inquiry about our progress. Anyway I sensed some of its importance and in spite of much squirming, biting my pencil, and lamenting over the difficulties encountered I really did work at it and felt a degree of satisfaction as I passed from addition to subtraction, the multiplication table, division and so on. Numbers were difficult for me. Spelling was easier  and in  time I became a fair speller. Geography I loved as it gave me opportunity to study maps and to day dream about parts of the world I would visit when I became a man with plenty of money and unlimited time.

     Cost of writing paper being all of five cents for one large rough tablet we often used sheets of wrapping paper cut to suitable size. Slates were useful too. You could write on them with a slate pencil, then with a wet sponge, or, lacking that a little spit rubbed on with fingers or elbow would erase everything and prepare a clear space for more writing or ciphering. Sometimes the slate pencil would develop a little grain of grit on the point which caused spine chilling schreeches as it slid over the slate surface. We would grind out the offending grain on some rough hard surface which restored the pencil to more quiet operation, save for its tapping on the slate as we wrote or did our numbers. Most every Christmas we could expect some relative to give us a few slate pencils and some of the cheapest lead pencils. These lasted us through the year. 

     Early in September 1897 Grace went to teach school in the Polish community of Split Rock eleven miles west of Moose Lake. A Polish family by the name of Kwapack had built a small frame addition onto one end of their log cabin. In this the teacher lived and boarded herself.

     When Grace took the position she arranged for Andrew to go with her and attend her school. He stayed with her through the winter until school closed in the spring. The following year I went with Grace and attended school until Christmas then Clara went from New Years until spring.

     When Grace and I went out to Split Rock just before school commenced, George Watson who later became her husband, drove us out from Moose Lake in a two horse livery rig. The horses were good steppers and the buggy was large enough to carry our personal belongings with us. We three sat in the front seat with the baggage piled behind. The horses were trotting along the dusty gravel road when we came to a log bridge spanning a small stream about a mile from the Kwapack house. As the horses trotted onto the bridge we heard a loud crash as the supporting logs broke in the middle and the bridge collapsed under us. Mr. Watson hollered “Whoa!” as he was pitched out headlong over the dash board landing in a heap against the horses hooves. Instantly the horses stopped, their front feet up high, their hind feet low and the buggy with its front wheels low and hind wheels high. The break in the bridge was directly under the whiffletrees. Mr. Watson fearing the horses would kick his brains out in the position in which he lay had presence of mind enough to talk to them quietly while he painfully extricated himself, untangled the reins and stepped out onto firm ground groaning in misery because of a bruised knee. Taking the horses by their bits he slowly led them up the incline of the collapsed bridge the buggy with Grace and I still in it following onto firm road ahead.

      I missed Father and Mother and the home surroundings sorely. This was my first experience away from home. How I wished I could have my dog Carlo near me to pet or to go hunting partridges and rabbits with. I still have one of Mother’s letters to me in which she told how the first few days after I left Carlo wandered about the place, looking here and there, watching the road, and occasionally whining disconsolately. However my time and attention was soon taken up with the new surroundings and experiences, and evidently in time Carlo also became reconciled.

     Mrs. Kwapack had three or four small children whom she frequently whipped severely for small childish sins. Aside from her severity with her children she was a good neighbor, occasionally rapping on our door when she wished to come in, sit awhile and talk to “Miss Paul.”

    From our place a road ran across an open field into a maple and birch forest, down across the Spl-it Rock River and up the opposite slope to the school house set back among the trees a little way from the main road. Heat for the school was furnished by a large cast iron heater burning big chunks of birch and maple wood a good supply of which the School Board kept piled close behind the building.

     Most of the school children spoke broken English. On the playground their conversation was mostly in Polish which of course left me in the dark as to what they were talking about. I did soon learn some Polish words for “teacher’s brother” so knew when they were talking about me. Grace was careful not to show me any partiality on account of our relationship. She would correct me as sharply as any of the other children and on cold winter days she saw to it that I did not shirk my part when the kids had to bring in the days supply of wood from the pile behind the building.

    There was no social and very little other kind of entertainment outside of school hours. Sometimes I amused myself by wandering off into the woods, sliding on the river ice or helping Grace with household duties. Sometimes I went to spend a little time with Joe Burlik or with Ignace Skruilock, schoolmates of mine, but most of the Polish children had farm work to do at home with little time left for play. Part of the long winter evenings were spent with my lessons for the next day. On Sundays, there being no Protestant church closer than Moose Lake, Grace and I would read the International Sunday School Lesson together and discuss it a little in sort of a Sunday School formality. For special Sunday treats we had a supply of Brazil nuts, or nigger toes as we called them. These were carefully counted, divided by the number of Sundays until Christmas and that number we cracked and ate each Sunday.

     After Christmas Clara went to the Split Rock School to take her turn until spring. The following summer Grace and Mr. Watson were married so for a time that ended our formal schooling.

     Two miles east of us in our community which had come to be known as Deer Park, lived the Dye family. Mr. and Mrs. their boy William about my age and his half brother Clyde a few years younger. Mrs. Dye’s maiden sister lived with them as did also her mother Mrs. Munger, an elderly retired school teacher and a graduate of the Winona Normal School.

     In the summer of 1900 Mrs. Munger sent out word to the parents of Deer Park that she would undertake teaching their children that fall and winter in her home providing each child would bring his or her own books, some kind of a seat, and of course any paper or pencils they might need. I hope we children appreciated what Mrs. Munger proposed doing for us as we did in later years when with more maturity we looked back to that time. I don’t think she ever suggested payment of any kind for teaching us, at least I never heard our parents mention it. Of course in our circumstances any payment would have to be very meager. The same thing was true with the other families.    

     On the morning of the opening day five or six children gathered at the Dye home besides William and Clyde. There was Clara and I, the three Lind girls and possibly one or two more whom I have since forgotten.

    Mrs. Munger proved to be a very capable and likeable teacher. First, she examined each of our books no two of which were alike, and inquired how far we had studied in them. She assigned lessons for each pupil, admonished us to study the pictures accompanying the lessons and to think about them. She would then leave us in the bed room school room for a time while she busied herself with household duties. After awhile she would quietly return and ask one of us to stand up and tell her what we had learned, or do some of the arithmetic problems on our slate or rough writing paper. She would prompt us with questions as we went along, or, when applicable relate some little event out of her past to illustrate what she was trying to teach us. About 1030AM and again at 230PM she would send us out of doors for fifteen minutes of exercise and fresh air which we sorely needed after being cooped up in that small room. At noon we had an hour to eat our lunch either inside or, if weather permitted, outside under the nearby balsams. This makeshift school lasted through the winter and spring.

     The spring and summer of 1901 a one room school building was erected a mile east of us on the main road running north from Woodbury’s place to Cain’s Corner. With the opening of this school that fall we of course had a regularly employed teacher, standard modern books, a large case of roll up charts and maps hanging from the wall, a globe, blackboards and a huge dictionary perched on a tall wobbly metal stand. Heat was furnished by a large wood burning heater in the back of the school room surrounded by a sheet of galvanized iron supported a foot from the floor the function of which was to help circulate heat on a cold day. Between the stove and this sheet of galvanized iron there was just room for a person to squeeze in and get the first heat of a slow starting fire before the rest of the room was warmed up.

     There was unlimited play room around the building, room for baseball, tag, anty over, and fox and geese. The nearby forest afforded opportunity for Indian fighting, bear hunting and other Daniel Boone exploits. There was no well so we had to carry drinking water from Woodbury’s well a half mile away. On cold winter. days we ate our lunches in the hallway or huddled around the heater. Severe cold or deep and drifted snow did not deter us from plenty of outdoor exercise during the noon hour or at recess time. When the bell rang there would be a great scurrying into the hall to take off our snow laden overshoes, mitts and caps. Our wet garments were draped over the sheet iron encircling the stove, our overshoes placed under, then with much puffing and giggling we would slide into our seats keeping a wary eye on the teacher who was watching the commotion and patiently waiting for it to subside.

     With the first warm days of spring what zest we ever had for education slowly oozed out of us as we often sat idling away a few minutes, gazing out the windows at screaming bluejays and whispering chickadees flitting about in the nearby balsams and spruces. Chattering red squirrels running up and down the tree trunks and leaping across from one tree top to another were noted with languid interest. As spring crept in and the winter snow disappeared frogs began singing in every swamp puddle. Most any day now we could hear the distant muffled drumming of partridges. In fact the whole creation now seemed to be coming into a new and stirring life while we kids were like galley slaves still chained to our desks, compelled to continue our tedious progress over the seas of more learning.

     We liked our teachers, perhaps a little too well. Some of them were not much older than we and were always ready to join in any of our fun. The first one was Jeannette Hall. She started the school off from the very first day. She had good discipline and knew when to be firm but she could also get out and play with us, go on picnic excursions and be as much of a kid as any. Unbenownst to us kids the time came when she carried a clinical thermometer in her lunch bucket and each day took her temperature wondering what made it climb slowly higher and higher. Dr. Inez Legg who had an office in Barnum was finally consulted and found Jeanette had typhoid fever. We were dumfounded and could hardly believe the news. We talked about her in subdued whispers. Would she die? Would she recover? Would we ever have her for a teacher again? The sunstitute teacher was all right but still we could not get the face of Jeannette out of the school room entirely. After long weeks Dr. Legg announced that she was out of danger and would recover. How happy we were now. It seemed as though the only way we could express our feelings was to whoop it up a little louder on the playground, and perhaps work a little harder on our lessons.

     Our next teacher was Alberta Pineo who also came to be much beloved of us kids. She also played with us and taught us much that cannot be found between book covers. When some of us older boys indulged in coarse  or unfair play her gentle, steady gaze was a more effective rebuke than words.

    Then came a Miss Poupores for a brief period. She had a boy friend and because of her devotion to him lost her job. Her term was filled out by Mrs. Woodbury the saw mill owners wife. She had once been a school teacher and was very popular with us because of the welcome we always found in her immaculate home.  

     Arthur Simpson taught us two years. He was older than the others and had very poor discipline but we did get a great deal of good from his instruction. He was deeply religious and read to us from the Scriptures each morning.

     Friday afternoons were the high spots of the week. It was then after lunch that books and lessons were forgotten, Our teacher would devise some kind of diversion, a spell down, a guessing game, problems in mental arithmetic or a talk on some subject not found in our books. Arthur Simpson especially gave us talks on astronomy, geology, exploration, foreign lands, or scientific experiments and discoveries. These talks were interesting for the older pupils but younger ones with a bad case of the wiggles were often excused and sent home. For awhile we even published a quarterly school paper called the Pine Knot, hand written on large sheets of fools-cap and illustrated with pen sketches by the most artistically gifted pupil. One of these issues I still have in my possession.

     My schoolmates were a varied lot both in age and personalities They ranged from the second to the eighth grade. During much of the school session some one would be on the long bench up front reciting. Little jealousies and rivalries developed and were soon forgotten. Puppy love budded, blossomed and faded on the stem. In games and at school parties some of the older boys and girls often showed an attraction for each other which called forth derisive remarks from the younger ones who might themselves be secretly trying to conceal similar budding feelings toward their favorites.

     Christmas programs given the last day of school before the Christmas vacation were looked forward to with mounting enthusiasm. We older boys went into the woods to cut a well shaped spruce or balsam tree six or seven feet tall. This we dragged to the school yard where we sawed the butt off square, nailed a short piece of wide board to it then set the tree up beside the teacher’s desk. Necessary guy wires from the tree to hooks high up on a window frame or on top of a blackboard prevented an unlucky upset. As was customary in those days the tree was lit by small wax candles of various colors set in small tin holders with clamps which held them firmly on the branches. Luckily these candles when lit never set our tree afire owing to the care exercised in placing them to see that the flame did not ignite some branch directly above it. The girls made strings of popcorn, chains of brightly colored paper, and with store bought spangles, glass balls and other glittering decorations borrowed from our various homes the tree became a thing of beauty adding much to our program of Christmas songs and spoken pieces.

     I was given the job of janitor in this school. My duty it was to stay after school to sweep the floor and rearrange any misplaced books, paper or furniture. I arrived early in the morning to start the wood fire in plenty of time for the room to warm up before the teacher and first pupils arrived. I dusted the furniture and saw to it that the blackboards were clean and ready for the days work. The first of every month was pay day and brought me a school warranr for two dollars. This with what little trapping money I made through the winter kept me in  spending money, some of it spent for necessities such as sox, mittens, a cap, 22 shorts or school writing material.

      In our home and in all the other homes in Deer Park there was a dearth of books or magazines suitable for growing children. Father had an oak book case handed down from his father which was filled with books. There were also four or five open shelves nailed to our log walls all of which were full of books but very few of interest to children. There were two leather bound volumes of Wesley’s Sermons, a leather bound volume of Foxe’s Book of Martyrs with many grisly wood cuts depicting various ways in which the martyrs died. There was Milton’s Paradise Lost, Young’s Night Thoughts Emerson Watt’s Improvement of the Mind, a set of six ponderous volumes of Clarke’s Commentary on the Bible, and a History of the Jews by Josephus. At Christmas time we usually received a few children’s books from distant relatives which we read and re-read until they commenced to fall apart. When we came from New York State we brought two large home bound volumes of Youth’s Companions which were handled so much that they broke in the middle. Some of the half leaves were lost making it difficult to read an entire story but by guessing at what was lost in the missing half sheet we still enjoyed the stories. Finally after a few years we subscribed to the Youth’s Companion which I believe came weekly and was always awaited with much impatience.

     In time some one in Deer Park heard about the Minnesota Traveling Library Service which could be had free on written request of a certain number of adult residents. On person was to be responsible for the books and to collect funds to cover carrying charges both ways. The proper application was made by the required number of people and Mrs. Young, whose cabin was centrally located was named librarian.

      In due time the first consignment of books arrived packed in a sturdy book case holding perhaps forty or fifty volumes. Mrs. Young set the case on a bureau in their cabin and passed word to callers, and to folks she met at religious services held around the neighborhood each Sunday, that the library had arrived and was now in business. The books were mostly for grown-ups, but we children did find many jems fitting our ages; Alice in Wonderland, Jo’s Boys, Little Women, Little Men, Treasure Island, Robin Hood, Robinson Crusoe, and books of fairy tales fired our imaginations and introduced us to a life long enjoyment of good literature. After a few weeks when the first case full seemed to have served its purpose, it was returned and another one came in its place.

     My formal education ended with the eighth grade. My parents were too poor to send any of their children away for further education, they did however instill in us an insatiable curiosity to find out just what lay beyond our immediate horizon. Grubbing stumps, raising potatoes and rutabagas, keeping a few scrub cows, and in the winter time cutting a little pulpwood or making a few ties, did not appeal to me at all. Soon after my final day at school I found a job, said good bye to Father and Mother, patted my aging Carlo on his glossy head and stepped out to see what lay beyond the distant horizon.

Memoirs of a Depot Flunkey

 Memoirs of a Depot Flunkey

by Walter E. Paul

The shrill squeal of a distant locomotive whistle cut the frosty evening air. The boisterous group encircling the grimy, pot bellied coal heater surged toward the waiting room door and spilled out onto the narrow plank and cinder platform. A half mile away a shimmering headlight swept waveringly around the curve, silhouetting the little red coal dock, the two stall engine house, three or four spindly switch stands and the snow laden forest crowding in on either side. Panting as if weary of dragging its little string of wooden coaches across spruce and cedar swamps and over pine clad ridges the small eight wheeler steam locomotive rattled and jolted to a wheezy stop beside the squat little depot. A tall plume of smoke from its slender stack drifted lazily upward and its headlight stabbed the darkness ahead toward the end of steel at the river bank a short distance away. 

Humpy Russell the hoghead and Jack Williams his fireman stuck their heads out the cab window as they leisurely cut and stowed away fresh chunks of Pieper Heidsick. The mail clerk and the baggageman slid open their doors and leaned idly against the jambs as they waited to watch the passengers alighting from the train.

“Wait Walt,” Bill the agent said putting out a restraining hand as I moved to commence the work he had outlined for me. “We can’t do anything yet. Let’s watch.” We stepped to one side and watched. 

The first two coaches, interiors blue with tobacco smoke, reeking with hard liquor and human filth, commenced vomiting humanity in various stages of inebriation onto the depot platform. Lumberjacks, clothed in woolen trousers, striped mackinaws, rubber soled pacs, woolen caps and with bulging packs on their backs walked, stumbled, crawled or fell down the coach steps. Some could still ambulate unassisted. Some lurched alternately against the train and the depot in their befogged erratic course. Some for mutual help, arms locked in arms, in pairs or threes went shouting on their way. Some were carried by friends each grasping an arm or a leg as his own condition permitted.

With the lumber- jack coaches emptied more sedate passengers from the better coaches tramped by,- timber cruisers, homesteaders, business men, women and children. They all had now reached the end of the line beyond which lay only virgin forest and muskeg clear to the Canadian Border.

With the crowd out of the way Bill and I rolled out the high wheeled baggage trucks and commenced our work of unloading the baggage and express and stowing it safely in the depot ware-room for the night.

Thus ended my first day of railroading.                                                                                                                                            

It was a bustling town, this Big Falls. Once called Ripple, its rapid growth just preceding and following the advent of the railroad seemed to promise something bigger than a mere ripple in the stream of pioneer life, hence the new name of Big Falls which had reference to the thirty five foot drop in the rocky bed of the Big Fork River close by. The town boasted one hardware, two general stores, a blacksmith shop, two hotels, four restaurants, a bank, a drug store, a grade school, eight saloons and a small institution for the incarceration of the lawless. In a modest whisper one might also mention Beaton’s joint snuggled up against the railroad embankment down by the river, the haunt of painted dames of unsavory repute. A doctor, a dentist, an undertaker, a lawyer and a choice assortment of gamblers, thieves and pickpockets represented the professional gentry of the town. The clergy of three small churches were available to properly baptize one upon entering this life, and stood equally ready to give ones defunct remains such attention as they might seem to merit upon leaving it.  Suitable sky-piloting was available in between for those whose mental and spiritual horizons were high enough to appreciate it.

The depot was a squat, rambling affair. Bill and his family occupied two rooms in one end and two rooms in the middle. The stuffy little office had a bay window and a telegraph desk on one side, a large steel safe and a stationary cupboard on the other. A cast iron coal heater occupied the center. A small square wooden tub on spindly legs with a clothes wringer perched on one edge stood in the darkest corner, and was used to wring out damp cloths to be placed between the leaves of immense canvas bound tissue books in making tissue copies of way-bills and various reports.

The small, low ceilinged waiting room had low board seats along three sides and another coal heater in the center. Beyond the waiting room were two bedrooms where Bill’s family slept. The wareroom long, wide and high occupying the north end of the building had a temperature closely matching the out of doors, summer or winter. The whole structure had obviously been put together with a certain disregard for the finer points of carpentering. It was painted a dirty gray on the inside and a dark red on the outside.

There being no electric lights in town the depot was dimly lit at night with kerosene lamps, some suspended from the walls in iron brackets, others with tall bases stood on Bill’s desk and on mine. Two large kerosene lamps the size of a bushel basket crowned a tall post at either end of the platform but seemed only to emphasize the surrounding  gloom they were supposed to illuminate.

Beyond the track in front of the depot, tamaracks, spruces and alder brush crowded close to the right of way ditch. South of the depot just beyond the house track switch was a two story red section house, the coal dock and the wye. Two hundred feet north of the depot stood a large beer warehouse the function of  which was to absorb any surplus stock the current public thirst could not consume immediately after the beer cars arriving daily on the local freight had been unloaded.

When shipments were delayed this warehouse was drawn upon to wash out any threatened draught  

 A wobbly plank sidewalk nailed to sagging stringers led from the north end of the depot platform to the nearest business establishment a block away,- “Cyr Bros. Saloon,-Choice Liquors and Cigars,” the swinging squeaky sign board proclaimed, then as an afterthought was added like small print in an insurance policy, “Cots, 25¢  per night.” Fleas, bedbugs and cockroaches were taken for granted but not charged for. In the after train time rush of business customers were not too finicky. It was said considerable loose change and even whole rolls often passed from the pockets of sleeping customers upstairs to the cash register in the saloon below between the time the cots were occupied in the evening and vacated come morning.

Bill was a likeable guy. Stocky, thin, graying hair, he had a quick temper but a pleasant smile. Often when my work merited a reprimand he quietly picked up his crook stemmed pipe, crammed it with Peerless, touched a lighted match to it, took two or three drags in silence then with a smile on his face patiently pointed out to me my errors and suggested ways of betterment. He often spun yarns of his experiences on an eastern road, while I, a gangling kid of 18 fresh from the backwoods, listened with sagging jaw in wrapt attention.

His wife with a temperament much like his, was pleasant and friendly, always ready for a laugh, but not afraid to spit in the eye of Satan himself if occasion seemed to require it. She was a good mother to her young brood and tried to keep them from bothering their dad in the office. Sometimes they would get by her and step  cautiously into the office to try the old man for a touch, or, failing in that just to hang around until he hollered, “Scat! You younguns!” when they would vanish like last months pay.

Part of my duties were to tend the fires, keep the ashes cleaned out of the ash pans, sweep and dust and make a daily check of all cars in the yard. I sold tickets for the outgoing passenger train, also for the local freight which carried male passengers. There were freight bills to make out for the consignees,-expensing, it was called,- getting the data from the way-bills the conductors brought in with the freight. I soon learned that the freight rate classification of different commodities was something nobody ever learned completely. The frequent supplements, additions, re-classifications and cancellations for the big Western Classification book was a headache to say the least. Bill however did all the revising. I merely copied onto the freight bills what I found on the way-bills after he passed them over to me.

With obstreperous drunks Bill had little patience and told them off in no uncertain terms. If they showed signs of belligerence, either oral or physical, he would step to the wall phone, give the crank a spiteful twist, jerk the receiver off the hook and tell central to run down the town Marshal and send him over to restore peace. Sometimes the drunks showed up in small groups absorbed in discussing their mutual problems when the babble might range all the way from quiet, crying jags to wild shouts of the most blasphemous profanity and filth, often accompanied by violent and mostly aimless swinging of gnarled fists. Or, perchance a friendly if somewhat shaky  uncorking of a bottle gingerly extracted from a capacious mackinaw pocket might produce a temporary lull in the commotion.

Sometimes the drayman brought sample cases of various sizes and weights to the depot, littering the platform with them. As morning train time approached some sleepy traveling salesman would come over from the Robinson Hotel to check them. The first few sample trunks I rassled with were a problem. Just as I had lifted them nearly to the baggage car door something would slip and back they would bounce onto the platform. Frank Coppersmith the brakeman after watching my awkward antics one morning growled, “Take it easy Skinny or you will bust a gut. Get around on the other side of this baby and grab her like this.” Suiting action to words he grabbed the upper right hand corner of his side of the trunk, tipped it back a little then grabbed the lower left hand corner with his other hand. I on the other side obeying his orders put my hands opposite to his on my side of the trunk. “Now” said he, “tip ‘er way back like this. Up with that bottom corner, higher, higher! Now! Heave ‘er in!” Sure enough the big trunk toppled with a resounding wham through the baggage car door, made one more flop crashing up against the opposite door just a bit too late to swat old man Milliken the baggage man, like a fly against a kitchen wall. “What the blue double X blazes do you asinine so and sos think you are doing?” He yelled at us his wrinkled face purple with wrath. “If you had the brains of an imbecile cockroach you’d know better than to throw that thing at me like that!” Milliken was a crusty old coot and saw little humour in life. Anyway it pleased me greatly when I had learned how to cope with the formidable trunks and could hurry one down the platform at a lively clip, tumbling it first on one corner then on another. If it were not too cumbrous I could even grab one sturdy handle and the edge of the opposite side and do a fair job of slamming it at Mr. Milliken  myself.

When I started work at the depot I could already telegraph a little, sending perhaps ten or fifteen words per minute, and receive slowly if the sender was an especially good one and didn’t rush me. What a thrill it was when Bill allowed me to send my first message. I squirmed and sweat, chewed my lip and tried to control the nervous quiver in my fingers as I slowly worked off the dots and dashes. Much to my surprise the receiving operator did not “break” and when the ordeal was over he came back with the proper “OK.”

The chatter of the shiny relay and sounder on Bill’s desk fascinated me. I often listened to it, probably more than was good for the work in hand at the moment. Most of the stuff came so fast that I caught only a word or figure here and there. There were train orders, train OS reports, messages and other business all done on the one crowded wire. Later another wire was strung from Brainerd to Big Falls and a second set of instruments installed on Bill’s desk with a resonator for the sounder standing on one leg like a dozing shikepoke.

When alone in the office I often slipped into Bill’s chair at the telegraph desk to practice sending on the key with the switch closed so nothing went out on the line. Gradually my fingers and wrist became more limber and my ears gradually caught onto the tempo of the chattering sounder. Out of the metallic clatter there gradually developed sense. Not only words but sentences then whole messages began coming to me as I listened. Bill, noticing my interest began allowing me to send messages under his supervision, sometimes I sent them while alone.

All through messages were relayed at Brainerd. Our local wires ended there in an array of over two hundred crowfoot battery cells, standing in orderly rows in the depot basement. Commercial messages were relayed at the Brainerd Western Union Office presided over by David Craig the venerable white haired manager and operator.

The construction office of the B.F.&I.F.Ry. located in Big Falls had the privilege of sending much of their wire business on the railroad wires to their offices in Minneapolis. The rest of their business went at commercial paid rates to Brainerd and from there by Western Union.

One day while Bill was uptown collecting bills the clerk for the construction office brought over a long message for their Minneapolis office telling me what his boss, Mr. Huss would do to my neck if the message was delayed. Thinking it was a commercial message to be paid for I hurriedly counted the words, assessed the charges then called Mr. Craig in the Brainerd Western Union Office. When he answered I proceeded to slowly send this long message, my hand trembling so that he had to break frequently. Finally we reached the end. I gave the signature and closed my  key. Back came his reply,- “OK D”. Bill, walking in just at this point heard his “OK” and glanced over my shoulder. 

“Where did you send that message, Walt?” he enquired.

“To the Western Union in Brainerd.” I replied, sensing that something might be wrong.

“Holy Moses” he gasped, “Old Man Huss will have your hide nailed on the barn door if he gets a bill for that message. That should have gone free on the railroad wire.”

Reaching for the key he called Craig back and told him to bust it, the message was railroad business.

“Bust nothing,” Craig replied, “I worked too hard with that punk helper of yours to bust it. It is going Western Union.”

“Well,” Bill told him, “If you will bust it this time I will post the kid up so he won’t do it again.”

“O.K. for this time” Craig replied “but tell him not to let it happen again.”

Incidentally, in later years when I went to work in the Brainerd depot, Mr. Craig and I became very good friends. 

I roomed and boarded with my sister Grace’s family who lived in a large square house below the hill at the foot of the falls. This was fortunate for me as I had never been away from home before so escaped much of the homesickness that is often the lot of young fellows finding themselves for the first time alone among strangers and in a wild frontier town. I had a cold upstairs room with no heat in winter except what little came up through the small register in the floor. However I had a comfortable bed and plenty of covers so, by quick undressing in the evening and quicker dressing in the morning I didn't mind.

When spring came, freeing the river of ice the log drive came down. Millions of feet of white and Norway pine flowed in a heaving mass day and night over the rapids, bumping and grinding over the rocks, plunging into the deep pools and finally shooting out into slower water at the bottom. The townspeople became accustomed to the constant rumbling of the logs going over the falls. However when a jam formed day or night and the mass of logs stopped, the sudden quiet soon brought crowds of people to the river to see the drivers work to loosen the key logs and start the mass to moving again. When they were unable to do it with their peaveys and brute brawn they would  search out the exact spot where the trouble lay. Tying a bundle of dynamite sticks and a long fuse to the end of a pole they touched a lighted match to the fuse then carefully poked the bundle deep down in the brown swirling water under the seat of trouble. Having placed the charge to his satisfaction the shooter  casually picked his way over the tangle of logs to shore where with his fellows he watched the lazy play of a wisp of blue smoke close down to the surface of the water. Soon there would come a loud grunt and a big column of water shooting upward. Whole logs and broken fragments belched upward fifty feet or more into the air. If the shot was successful the whole mass of logs started instantly and the drive was again on its way down to the big mills on the Rainy River.

When the railroad was finished to Little Fork twenty miles north, arrangements were made for the construction train leaving early each morning to take such passengers and freight as might show up for that point or for the homesteaders between Big Falls and Little Fork. Passengers crowded into the wooden caboose. Their freight and baggage was loaded into box cars partially filled with construction material or onto flat cars of ties and rails.

Progress over the newly laid track across the muskeg swamps was slow. The puffing little locomotive swayed from side to side, the bell occasionally giving out with a sudden clang. In places the rails sank under the weight of the passing train until mud squished up against the wheels. The locomotive drivers sometimes took on the appearance of wagon wheels after passing over a muddy road.

This was before the Hours of Service Law went into effect and the train and engine crews often worked man killing hours. They only survived by taking turns sleeping on the job while their associates did some of their work for them. Often while laying track the engineer went back to the caboose for two or three hours sleep on the seat cushions while his fireman handled the engine, then the engineer would take charge while his fireman slept. Same way with the conductor and the two brakemen, they would all grab what sleep they could through the day to make up for the few hours of rest at night. The construction train usually returned to Big Falls around six in the evening then switched until ten or eleven oclock. Astir again by four in the morning they put their train together, watered up and were ready to leave by 7 Am so they could start laying track by eight.

Freights coming in from the south often switched until the small hours of the morning. With only a few hours left before time to leave for Bemidji the engine crews often took a brief nap on their seat boxes in the engine cab while the train crew stretched out on the dusty cushions of their crummy on the rear end of the train.

At first Bill always rose about 4 AM to sell tickets and get a clearance from the dispatcher in Brainerd for the morning trains. As I gradually improved on the wire he finally left it to me to clear the trains and to sell tickets as well. Not being a duly qualified and examined operator I had no right to handle train orders or clearances but there was a certain laxity about such matters on this little line that would not be tolerated today. Anyway it worked. The morning trains left on time. The dispatcher got his OS. Bill got his sleep. I got a little experience that helped to give me confidence and encouragement.

Scarcely a day went by that did not have its incidents to cause a laugh or to create a ripple of excitement. There was the case of John, the engine watchman. He tended the construction train engine at night. He kept the fire going in the fire box and coaled the tender from the coal gondola spotted just into clear on the Bradley Timber Co. spur, close by the depot.  

One night getting his work done earlier than usual John went over town to spend a few chummy hours with his friend John Barleycorn. Returning late, sleepy and somewhat befuddled he lay down between the rails to get some shut eye directly in front of the engine he had coaled earlier in the night. Before daylight the crew came to work and moved the engine, four cars and the caboose down to the south switch and out onto the main entirely overlooking John lying between the rails. Rolling him over and over, skinning his face, bruising his ribs and tearing the clothes half off him the train finally left him well ground into the cinders. Realizing that something had happened but not yet knowing what, John painfully picked himself up, stretched his arms and legs to see if they were still intact then shuffled slowly over town where friends cleaned and patched him up and put him to bed to finish his nap. After sobering up John swore that never again would he touch a drop of anything stronger  than the purest water. So far as I ever heard he did just that.

Down by the river and snuggled up close to the railroad grade a man by the name of Beaton owned and operated a two story, sheet metal sided joint with a bright red light marking the main entrance to guide prospective customers of loose morals.

One evening just after the passenger train had unloaded and backed down to its parking place near the engine house, the town fire bell set up a clamor. Hurrying to put away the last of the express and baggage I locked the office and wareroom and scampered down the track toward the ruddy glow now rising from Beaton’s Joint. The night was dark so I trotted carefully over the ties and rough gravel of the track. As I approached the first road crossing a short stout figure came waddling onto  the track ahead of me and hurried toward the fire. As I gained on the figure I soon recognized it as none other than Beaton himself hurrying as fast as his pudgy form and short breath would permit, and apparently talking to someone or to himself. I slowed down to his pace, kept my distance and listened. What with his puffing and blubbering he was trying to pray, his line going something like this- “Oh, God! Don’t let it burn, don’t let it burn! It’s all I’ve got. Don’t let it burn, God!” Then swinging  an arm toward town he  continued,- “There are all those church people over there who are glad to see it go. Oh God! Don‘t let it burn.” The incongruity of a plea for Divine intervention to save a place like that was almost too much for my sense of humour. As we neared the fire he slid down the railroad embankment to see if he could save anything from his precious establishment. Someone had already saved the cash register. The frowsy inmates were huddled under  a nearby tree. Hotter and hotter burned the fire, the steel sheathing glowing a cherry red. Soon the wooden structure was consumed, the sheathing collapsed like a house of cards and the show was over.

Sometimes I commenced work in the early morning before many folks were abroad, then quit in mid-afternoon. At other times I went to work in the after-noon and continued until late at night, being thankful that Bill and his family slept in the same building so I would not be entirely alone in case of trouble with tough customers who might show up and clamor for admittance through the locked outside door.

It was while working these late shifts that a friend of Bill’s from the east came to visit the family. Jasper was his name, a kindly middle aged man of dry humour and quite talkative. Being short of beds a cot was made up for him each night in the sitting room just the other side of the office door. After the family had retired Jasper would come into the office in his stocking feet to sit  smoking his smelly pipe while quietly visiting with me. He would pause now and then to spit in the coal bucket or to reload his pipe. I liked him and appreciated his company in the lonely hours of the night. When ready to retire he would knock the ash from his pipe, spit once more in the coal bucket then rise and stretch. Turning toward the door he would pause with his hand on the knob and whisper-“Now Walter remember, if there is ever any trouble in the night and someone tries to hold you up, just tap your foot on the floor like this - - - - and I will hear it the other side of this door and come to your help.” Just what kind of help he had in mind I never knew. Anyway I had no trouble although one night I did overhear two guys just outside the bay window whispering to each other about the possibility that I might have some cash on hand. However the outside door was securely locked so I knew that before they could open it or break through the window I could raise enough uproar to rouse the family including Jasper, my self appointed watch dog just the other side of the office door.

Sometimes late at night when hunger assailed me I put on my hat and coat, stepped outside, locked the door behind me and after casting a few furtive glances around in the gloom would hurry down the platform, across the dark strip of wobbly wooden sidewalk, past the flickering light over Cyr’s saloon door and over town to a beanery huddled in between a hardware and a card room. For two bits I could get a fairly complete meal including a small steak, or for an extra dime there could be pork chops and a wedge of pie.

In cold weather fire in the pot bellied heating stoves was never allowed to go out. Lat in the night the coal fire in the office stove would burn low and the outside chill would begin to seep in. After a little prodding and stirring with the iron poker into the blackened crust of soft coal, yellow gas formed over the slumbering coals. This had to be done with discretion and moderation so the gas would burn off gradually, otherwise there would be a sudden puff and choking gas would burst out into the room. When the coal was burning brightly I closed the stove door, opened the circular draft part way and shook down the accumulated ashes. When the lower belly of the stove began to glow a dull red I would open the stove door to check the rising heat, The flickering yellow light played on the office wall as my lids grew heavy and my head commenced to nod. 

The telegraph wires had a way of humming a weird tune in a brisk wind, especially noticeable at night when the place was otherwise quiet and deserted and I sat nodding in provocative drowsiness that beguiled me so temptingly from the figures I was supposed to be writing down in their proper places.

Figures and I just didn’t seem to be fitted for each other. A long column of figures was more fickle than a dizzy headed girl, and I understood the one no better than the other. Figures added up one way the first time, then upon verifying by another addition the result would be entirely different. But, I could stand and gawk at a moving locomotive, watching with fascination its shining, oily, piston rods slide in and out with the side rods dancing up and down. The smell of hot engine oil in steam was pleasant to my nostrils, and the low hum of the pop valve just before it lifted spoke of a giant straining its sinews and flexing its muscles impatient to be about its business.

The operation of trains also intrigued me. I learned something of how they were authorized to come and go by telegraphed train orders copied on thin oily sheets of pale blue or yellowtissue paper, where to meet other trains, where to wait, where to take the siding. Being at the end of the line Bill did not receive many train orders, perhaps six or eight a day. I admired the calm, careless way he had of answering the dispatcher, the smooth swift movement of his stylus over the flimsy tissues and the precise Morse he threw back at the dispatcher in repeating the order. This, I thought, was much more interesting than figures, dollars and cents, tariffs and rates on logs, poles, whiskey and what not.

In the fall of 1907 the Big Fork and International Falls Railway was completed to International Falls and turned over to the Operating Department. This road was owned entirely by the Northern Pacific. Its southern connection at Big Falls, the Minnesota and International was owned partially by the Backus interests and partly by the Northern Pacific. Depots had been built at Little Fork and International Falls.

The depot at Little Fork was nearly a mile from town. Travelers often enquired why the depot was so far from town. The stock answer was,- “Because the Railroad Co. wanted it handy to the railroad track.”

The night the first passenger train ran through to International Falls a party of young people in Big Falls out for a lark come into the waiting room asking if the train would stop at Grand Falls just across the river if they bought tickets. On being assured that it would have to stop for even one ticket they bought twenty three, price two cents each. Getting off at Grand Falls they walked back.

One afternoon as Bill sat at the telegraph table totting up his cash book for the day the sounder began sputtering out his call. Opening the key he tapped out his answer, reached for a yellow telegraph pad, took his pen and copied a message from  the Superintendent’s Office in Brainerd. It read,- “Instruct your helper to report to H.A.McCormack, Agent, International Falls for work as operator and ticket clerk.” Sliding the message over to me Bill said,-”Well, Walt, there you are. How about it?”

As he crammed a fresh load of Peerless into his ever present pipe I read the message. A thrill of excitement ran up and down my spine. Here was a change. A promotion. A new town. More responsibility,and of course more pay. I knew I was still rusty on the wire, unable to take an ordinary message without breaking several times and never having taken a train order on my own without Bill’s kindly supervision. I re-read the message then told Bill, “Wire him back, ‘Yes’.”  . 

Next afternoon, clutching a bulging suit case in my hand and with air castles in my head I said good bye to Bill. Boarding Si Shannon’s dingy freight  caboose I clambered up the short inside ladder to a seat by an open window in the cupola where I could get a good view of the passing scenery. Soon the long freight train began to roll, the locomotive up ahead shooting jets of black smoke high in the air as the cars ahead began to rumble and sway from side to side over the rough track. Across the  Big Fork River bridge we rolled, up a rise then out across the muskeg toward the border. It seemed as though the steady “Clackety-clack- Clackety-clack- Clackety-clack” of the caboose wheels was in a way expressing the thought uppermost in my mind,- “International Falls, here I come.”                                                            

Friendly Portages

 Friendly Portages

by Walter E. Paul

To really get close to nature where you can best observe the intimate affairs of wild things of the forest, let me give you a tip. Take a canoe and travel as the Indians traveled from time immemorial, over lakes and streams and portages back into the virgin hinterland.

Scared? What of? You have a good map, a compass, grub, tent, blankets, a congenial companion. Get out there and really live. You will be surprised when you return to find out how little the world of business and everyday cares really missed you.

Some timid souls class portaging as an evil, something to be avoided if possible, like a skunk in the trail ahead. Still, like the skunk, it need not be classed as an evil if approached in the proper spirit, with understanding and caution acquired through past experiences. Skill and know-how are just as  important in portaging as in casting with a rod, or in handling a gun when the birds break cover.

Every portage has its own peculiarities. Each time we encounter it the better we know it, its faults, virtues, risks and points of interest. Some are steep and rocky. Scanty footholds must be carefully chosen. The slippery places must be treated with respect to avoid a fall. Overhanging branches bear watching to keep them from tangling with the canoe or packs on our backs. Other portages are more level and may lead through short grass or heavy moss, cool and springy underfoot with perhaps tamarack poles or logs to walk upon over the boggy spots. They all have a definite starting point and a definite destination with a well marked course between,- more than can be said of the lives of some folks who come into the woods to use them, but find there nothing of beauty or interest.

Don’t try to hurry a portage. They just wont be hurried. People in a hurry have no business on canoe trips anyway. They should go elsewhere by car or train or by any other means suiting their fancy, where they can still have noise, traffic problems, telephone calls, business worries and stomach ulcers.

On an early autumn day with the first splashes of crimson and yellow tinting the forest, a portage is a convenient place to loiter, brew a pot of coffee, eat a sandwich and smooth the paddling kinks out of your arms and back while you get acquainted with some of the wild folks on every hand. It yields a wealth of interest to anyone who will take the time and energy to prowl around a bit and observe. Stop and examine the trail for indications of other travelers before you. Note carefully the many signs of wild life and the stories they tell as you examine tracks, burrows, chewed up toad-stools and pine cones. Squirrels, chipmunks, chickadees, bluejays and many others curious about the newcomers will venture out to investigate if you are quiet and make no sudden movements. A startled deer will often return out of idle curiosity to see what frightened it in the first place, if it is upwind from you and hears no suspicious noises. Often bear or even moose are seen along the portage trail. Don’t let that rotten log broken wide open puzzle you. A bear has been gathering succulent grubs and ants from it. You would do the same  if you liked them as well as he, and cared as little about the rising price of groceries. In some tall poplar tree you may spy a porcupine making a meal of the smooth white bark of the upper branches. If you have a good nose you may even smell him before you see him. If you hear a loud report like a firecracker near the shore don’t be alarmed. Some wise old beaver has hit the water a crack with his flat heavy tail announcing to his amphibious kin that suspicious characters are abroad.

To really relax, try stretching out on your back on a bed of dry needles under some tall Norway pine and listen to the breeze as it plays through the long upper branches silhoutted against the billowy clouds hanging in the blue above you. See what interest you can find in this one tree. I once counted four cedar waxwing nests in one Norway pine, doing just that.  Now shut your eyes, inhale deeply and see how many trees, shrubs and plants you can identify by smell alone,- smells you wont catch from an open office window in town. Under the trees are to be found many kinds of moss, lichens, ferns and tree seedlings of white  and Norway pine, spruce, balsam and cedar, just emerging from the moist carpet of dead leaves and other decaying vegetable matter.

But, we are supposed to be making a portage, so let us get on with it before we are overcome with laziness, or our eyelids begin to droop with sleep induced by a draught from the potent keg of some invisible Rip Van Winkle grinning mischievously at us from the deep shadows of a nearby cedar swamp.

How to carry a canoe on his back for the first time may puzzle the novice. It looks awkward and difficult until he gets used to the feel and swing of it, but here is where some of the know-how comes in. One man and one only must now handle the canoe. After it is taken from the water the yoke is clamped firmly to the gunwales a little forward of amidship. The person to carry it now stands beside the canoe facing the stern. Grasping the yoke with both hands he lifts, gives an upward swing bringing the bow off the ground at the same time turning the canoe upside down and steps under it as he turns to face the bow, then lets the yoke settle gently down on his shoulders. If the yoke has been properly placed the stern will now come easily off the ground and the carrier strides away. His partner must now keep hands off and remember never, never, under any circumstances touch the canoe until it is again laid safely on the ground. To touch it while it is on a man’s shoulders could easily unbalance him and cause a fall resulting in a damaged canoe, or possibly broken bones for the carrier, a disaster in canoe country. With a little practice the partner can easily carry a loaded Duluth style pack sack on his back with a large bedding roll on top, and paddles, fishing tackle, camera etc. in his hands. On long trips there will be a big enough outfit to make a double over the portage necessary for both partners. On shorter trips, with less grub and equipment once over may do. 

On frequently travelled canoe routes portages are usually marked on good maps and also on shore by the State Forestry signs at both ends of the trail. Once in searching a shoreline for a portage marked on the map we found the Forestry sign nailed to a tree but no portage, just a flooded trail over which we continued to paddle through the brush and around trees and rocks in a forest of balsam, poplar and birch. Once we had to stop to maneouver the canoe over a large poplar tree beavers had fallen across the way. Finally we came to the top of a large beaver dam holding back an eight foot head of water. Carrying our outfit over this dam we continued on a lower level into another flooded area until a quarter mile beyond we came  to a second dam built where the river emptied into a lake.

Good camp spots are often found on one or both ends of a portage trail and if you find another party camped or enroute it makes a pleasant break in an otherwise solitary trip. There are questions and answers from both parties as to where they are going, where they are from, if they have seen big game or have had good fishing. Often the party going further into the woods will have letters stamped, addressed and ready to be given to any outgoing party they meet, to be mailed at the first opportunity.

One evening after paddling all afternoon in a steady downpour of rain, my son and I made camp on a portage on one of the old canoe routes of the early French and English explorers. It was not a good place to camp but the best we could find before darkness overtook us. After supper I found most of our blankets too wet for comfort although the rain had stopped. I decided to sit out the night by the fire hoping to be dry by morning. Going into the nearby dripping woods I gathered wood for the night, while every bush and sapling I touched spilled a cold shower upon me. Wrapped in one of the drier blankets and calling good night to my boy already half asleep in the tent, I settled down in a dry spot, warm and cozy near the fire with a windbreak to my back.

What voices I heard that night. A loon far out on the lake occasionally let out his crazy cackle like a cry of derision at my lonely vigil. Twice a fox on the wooded hill behind me broke into an excited yapping as if in protest of the mournful hooting of an owl at the other end of the lake. Long after midnight, as my eyes grew heavy watching the embers burn low in my little fireplace, I stared  into the gloom across the lake and with a little imagination seemed to see the faint wraiths of long departed voyageurs in their heavily laden birch bark canoes sweep silently by in the pre-dawn mist. I listened to a restless chipmunk scratching in the wet hazel brush and imagined I could hear the soft suffle of moccasined feet slithering by in the dark undergrowth on some evil mission.

When the first gray streaks of dawn appeared in the east and the wall-eyes and northerns began to splash, the wraiths and moccasined feet suddenly disappeared and my mind turned to the thought of fish sizzling in the pan for breakfast. After all, with the sun about to break over the pine clad hills to the east, this too had been a friendly portage, one to be enjoyed like so many others.


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